Romance is dead. One guy behaving like an asshole on an internet dating site confirms it.

What's with the shitty framerate of the video?

Sure, but he's saying it wasn't enough to kill the market for DVD because the investment in the upgrade didn't outweigh the visual improvement. I'd say that's a valid analog to the current gen. It's better, clearly... but worth ~$550 for PS4, PS+, and your first game? The improvement is incremental, not…

At this point I wish I had as well. I got the XBONE as a gift and it was such a piece of shit I traded it in for a PS4. Cost me an additional 300+ since the trade in sucks and PS4 MP is $60. Should have just spent that on PS3 games and pocketed the rest. Current gen is such a minor upgrade over previous gen I really…

Wow. It's possible I've never been this confused. I have zero clue what any of these words mean. I want to say this is terrible grammar, but I really can't even confirm that.

By "dudes" the author means the 7 straight males that read Jezebel, right?

Then how are they going to make millions on shitty playstation now streaming rentals?

Dibs.

Those spanks at 3:00. Her face says that was her idea. She appeared to enjoy the hell out of it.

Every other player on the field must use any part of their body other than their hands.

FUN FACT: The World Cup has been won by a grand total of 3.5 countries throughout history.

Xbox One? That still a thing? lol

Yeesh. This guy is hilariously delusional. Except the hilarious part disappears when you realize how many people actually believe this shit.

I guess you have to write something. I guess you need a crazy bullshit title to get clicks. But after a decade of reading and commenting on this site. This is shitty enough to be the last article I read here. You want to say fuck you to a company... do it to one of the thousands of companies doing terrible things to…

Thechipster@microsoft.com yeilded no google results. Might as well fire off an email anyway, just in case. See how the mailroom is doing.

At the end they confront the gang stomping out the kid and they..... dance with the gang and leave the kid to die of course!

I like how I point out that calling Gawker "fucking useless" was at best childish and at least unnecessary, and in response you go the exact same route and call me "fucking obtuse". You two idiots deserve each other. This article is meaningless. If you think Detroit's plight has nothing to do with the stadium in…

I'll keep this short and sweet. Received Xbox One as a gift. Set it up and tried as many game demos as I could during the gold trial, not sure if I wanted to commit. Ended up getting several error screens with codes that had no explanation on the websites. The kinect voice and gesture navigation were only useful in a…

Are you sure you read what you wrote? Because you really REALLY seemed to want the point of it to be about how Pontiac wasn't Detroit. I read it a second time to be sure, and that still seems to be the point you reference more times than anything else.

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