and the presence of a large floating Padres jersey in the crowd.

Man, using a Benoit gif really made this whole kid thing come full circle, huh.

“Hey man, free shoes!” -Jim Tomsula 

Jeez, somebody call his Mama. 

The capital is that horrifying McDonalds on an overpass west of Chicago.

This makes me appreciate even more the fact that Childish Gambino knows that Fiskers don’t go “vroom vroom”

Wait, your coworker didn’t endlessly clown you for thinking Vanilla Ice was Sir Mix-A-Lot?

Reminds me of my favorite car show shirt:

Bye bye Miss American Pie drove my Ford to the Fjord but the Fjord was dry.

Disclosure: The author of this piece once worked with someone who has been provided Gordon Beckham’s used footwear by the Chicago White Sox, and has been sent a Hawk Harrelson alarm clock by a White Sox enthusiast. His opinions are his own. 

“...that regardless of intent, he is ultimately responsible for what he puts in his body.”

It’s official. He’s officially the worst Peterson ever. PEDs are worse than murder. Just ask the baseball HOF voters. 

Is there a wing of the Hall for Chyna’s clit? 

This price jump will probably make people criss-cross themselves.

Wow, couldn’t, really?  Through?  Idiot.  It’s thru.

Can we even have a debate about all-time when time may not even be linear?  The GOAT may not exist yet have existed forever.  You ever think of that, man?

Anyone who Oxycondones this bullshit is Dilaudid

San Francisco is also not a very desirable spot to go for a left handed power hitter. 421 to right center at sea level doesn’t exactly boost your numbers, you need a lotta juice to hit one out there.

Considering most safety systems on NPPS are automatic and don’t require human intervention to activate, it’s more the question of whether people can learn how to reactivate them after the fact.

Obligatory: Chernobyl was an experiment that intentionally bypassed safety systems that even the soviets acknowledged were…

A typical pasta cream sauce is made with (whipping) cream, stock, and seasoning. Your friend is wrong and should feel bad.