Fucking Vogons.

I'm an American who still doesn't give a fuck about soccer. But I enjoy FIFA!

The only thing I can think of is that someone can get their finger stuck in the mask and there would be a Lott of hand injuries.

LaGarrette sure knows how to spoil Chip Kelly coaching debuts.

Every home has a fucking urinal. Most people call it a shower.

It was mentioned in the article, but eh, close enough, it's the weekend.

How far can you punt a football?

Dude! You are so right! Fuck, my grandfather wrote like seventeen(!!!) letters to the USOC back in the '30s just BEGGING them to paint Jesse Owens white. Fuck man, you have no idea what it's like, being in the minority when it comes to these issues. First, my hero Riley Cooper is unfairly maligned by the Obamedia…

I guess I shouldn't expect an editor on this site to understand why Mario frees Peach.

Last I checked, underage drinking was illegal.

Did you go to a frat party? Is there a frat party anywhere that you could claim was "high class"?

BBQ is not the same as grilling. BBQ is low and slow... Grilling is hot and fast. Indirect vs direct heat...

If I'm drinking cheap beer, I'm drinking the High Life.

No one ever roots against anyone in golf (except maybe someone like Rory Sabbatini). I think that has a lot to do with the fact that it's people out there, representing themselves as individuals - you have to have a pretty strong reason to personally dislike someone when they aren't wearing a certain team color that…