TheCloudhopper
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TheCloudhopper

I’d still fly Delta, the dad (and probably other members of the family) would have been in significantly worse shape if that would have happened on a United flight.

If you buy a white powdery substance and never tasted it and it turns out to be cocain and not flour, you’ll still end up in jail. The easiest way to avoid it, is to inspect the merchandise you purchase.

I’m only half through the season so far. And as a “blow in” (only moved to a Top Gear aware country a bit more than a decade ago) i’m still “new” to all of this. And I loved the “old” episodes of our british trio, not so much the later ones. The Grand Tour is fantastic, but trying to hard a lot of the times.

The new,

Relief.
That is what describes that dead Mini best. Relief you never have to drive it again or explain people why you didn’t buy a decent car for all that money.

Jacques Villeneuve... there is a name I haven’t heard in a long long time.

I have to fess up here. I bought it (on pre-order) on a “the one that got away” notion. At the time i didn’t have a PC that was capable of playing that game. I played small bits of it at my friends place, but i was never allowed my own playthrough. I had all forgotten about it till i saw the Remastered advertisement a

The original German land barge. Thats a lot of car for the money, escpecially considering how BIG that thing is compared to other German cars of the era.
Always keep in mind, that Audi isn’t cheap for spares and spares from that era are avilable if at all through Audi Tradition and they’re worse. So NO.

Stanced = Garbage
Relief this tormented mechanical abomination and put it in the crusher.

I have to admit, that I dislike all the movies increasingly since The Rock entered. Before that it was about racing, since then it feels like... “Saints Row the movie franchise”. And YES I did enjoy Tokyo Drift and watched it more than once.

Yeah, this isn’t going to cause a ginormous social media backlash. Hahahaha

Tokyo Drift >>> All of the idiotic The Rock sequels in this franchise. Nuff Said.

The interior is atrocious. Actually no I’d like to go as far as to call it “Unfit for purpose” and “dangerous”. So i have to look down into the passenger footwell to read the Speedo?
Great design Tesla, great design *slow clap*
And don’t get me started about the small ass boot.... chute. That’s not a hatch, thats a

Yes it’s not the most well looked after collectors item. It’s not the much sought after 650 Turbo and honestly both “slurry pumps” drive like crap and are uncultivated and have massive Turbo lag.
For $3500 I’m considering buying and shipping it to Europe. This is reasonably priced enough and in reasonable shape for a

If you want the very root of the cliche “unreliable british sports car” buy an Esprit. I dare, you double dare you!

My desaster preparedness? I’ve got a friend who is a great prepper. He has a fabulous EDC, some great go bags and food stocks. I stock myself some food, water, weapons and ammo. Most importantly enough petrol and 3 vehicles to get to his place and take all his shit and that of his 2 friends. I told him, he thinks I’m

There is two Corrados you’d want to own: The G60 or the VR6. The G60 won’t do high mileage, the VR6 might. Specimen of (realtively) original spec VR6 with that kind of mileage will set you back between 9k and 16k in Germany. No idea what import into the states would set you back. Too expensive? Certainly. Completely

TopGear is definitely back. Three hosts that love cars, talking about and hooning around in cars. Thats the TG recipe. I think Rory is currently a bit more isolated in his “affordable car” corner than May ever was. But then it’s their first season in this setup and the main thing is it finally WORKS again. All three

We playeda roleplaying game back in the day called “Shadowrun”. Coffin Hotels were something quite normal in the Megaplexes of the world. ;)

I’ve owned and driven many cars with center mounted dashes over the years. Citroen and Renault love to do that. But they mount big, dedicated displays at the very back of the dash at the windscreen, in a position WAY easier to look at than that tablet. And it’s SHIT, it’s gimmicky, not natural to monitor at all not

I’m very confident that some cars just hate you so much, they just keep on going. If they break, they’re cheap to fix. So that you never have a proper reason to replace them. It’s a test of will and some cars win it. Yes I’m in an abusive relationship with my Reanault.