Yes, yes, we all love the rookie.  Can we please get a wizards article?  John wall had 1 point last night, and is about to be paid 38 million bucks next year.  Please.  Wizards article.

Too realistic for you?

That still doesn’t explain why it took 10 examiners to diagnose it. I’ve seen episodes of House that came to quicker conclusions.

Cry into your stupid yellow towel. 

“Mr. Snyder, I think I just figured out how to make our team better AND how to get everyone to forget about Reuben Foster - at the same time!”

Is your kid not Heisman caliber? Then you’re not beating him hard enough.

I once caught my son’s pacifier before it hit the floor of a Walmart bathroom. His face hit it pretty hard, but the pacifier stayed clean.

Luka Dončić is silencing the diacritics with his play.

Then giving you a star is appropriate. 

Sorry, Jewish as well FWIW.

Here they are in an earlier role.

LeBron passed Wilt at #5 on the all-time scoring list, which is cool until you realize Wilt has him beat 20,000 to high school sweetheart.

I really didn’t have anything else going on tonight so...

Pause.

Make no mistake. This is what white people are supposed to be doing.

I am just tired of seeing those who put forth the effort treated as try hards or accused of looking for validation while others get chance after chance because they date black or can milly rock.

Eminem has done what for the culture exactly?…

How bad is it that Bill Simmons was the self aware one here?

Insanely Hot take: Go to the game tape.

One clip on YouTube and the opening stumbles

GTIs have been solid since the 2009 MK5 with the TSI motor. So find a new VW joke and we’ll actually laugh. 

Low hanging fruit.... from 10 years ago.

When your business model relies on there being “no law against it” you don’t get to be surprised when a law against it arises.

This is the network that let Trump host SNL and Jimmy Fallon rub his “hair”. NBC is garbage.