You know this. The “outrage Olympics” is played by one side of politics in this country, and it’s not a winning game. Yeah, I don’t think anyone would have advised Shaun White to dress up as Simple Jack. The idea that this is so offensive that it has to be called out and publicized is fucking retarded.

yeah, that’s why he wrote the article. . .because he thought it was a “shitty costume.”

Chris Thompson is why democrats hate the democrats.

Minnesota was my team in Tecmo. I’d beat guys playing the Raiders.

True. The only way to use a flexi-leash is to lock it at 6 feet and then break the mechanism so that it’s stuck there. Either your dog is on leash, or it’s off leash at an approved place. You don’t get a flexi leash so that your dog can get his extra miles in while you’re walking him. They’re the worst.

True. The only way to use a flexi-leash is to lock it at 6 feet and then break the mechanism so that it’s stuck there…

That ref was Thomas Seaborn, son of Randall Seaborn, a famous mid-carry from Queensdoogle.. Thomas’ leg was broken in the first Aussie rules game he ever reffed. He returned the next season and was known of man of integrity and fitness for over 30 years until he disappeared on. . .you guessed it. . .Malaysia 370. He…

Don’t they all go on just a little bit too long?

Won't happen. People have kids. They don't have the option. 

I’m in OC this week also with wife. We don’t have kids. This is the week we go every year. My Piccinos was ready in 20 minutes. Ocean feels like it’s 80.

Team handball. It's right there in the fucking name. 

Pretty sure that was Mark Twain who said that.

in the original video, the guy says, “my punter is doing the statue of liberty” when he’s really doing the “christ the redeemer”. 

Yeah, but can he slap the floor? 

What’s astounding is that someone is so stupid to even throw this take out there in 2018. Like before the internet, maybe everyone who ever said, “golfers aren’t athletes” could at least fool himself into thinking he wasn’t an unoriginal fuck.

But, now with the internet, you can probably go find a whole sub reddit…

Shit. I can’t even watch this silly version without choking up. SHIT!!!!

Shakespeare, Henry IV, Part 1 :

Who was that one guy who I didn’t know who it was?

You should have seen Sven Davidson’s dismantling of Herbert Flam in ‘57. Now, Sven could move an opponent around. “Sven in Ten” is what we used to say because he’d finish you off that fast. Sven on clay, young man, they don’t make ‘em like that any more.

“Hyundai” is Korean for “let’s touch pee holes”.