...wow, fuck you dude. I don’t blame people for skipping over the credits, especially on AAA titles they can go on for literally 15+ minutes, but seriously, are you insulting people who want to know who was behind creating the work that they just enjoyed?

Was worried I’d have to start taking Xbox seriously now that they bought up all this talent, but thankfully they’re apparently gonna have them make team-based multiplayer action games just like all the other MS studios, so I can continue to ignore the platform.

Re: Tropicana Field

Jason, if you’re not careful, you might win a Pulitzer.

The golden ring of hell.

We’re all pulling for you, Mayor Pete. 

Ha ha, sure do get this reference! Yep!

Putting that liberal arts education to use!

This Brazilian adaptation of Ulysses’s Nausicaa scene departs from the source material pretty significantly, no?

I still don’t know how to feel about Pornhub turning out to be the most socially responsible company of the Internet age.

/davidattenborough “Alone, the robodog is a meek and cautious hunter. Steadily stalking smaller machines and waiting for them to exhibit weakness before striking. It’s favored prey: the riding mower, the snow blower, and the noble Harley Davidson. But, when hunting in packs, the robodog is not afraid to bring down…

So they are hunting down Palpatine’s horcruxes?

We’ll find out her parents paid to get her into Jedi school. She just wanted to build her brand YouTubing lightsaber tricks.

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

It’s a relatively easy way to attempt to teach them emotional intelligence. You are (hopefully) giving them the opportunity to correct the lie and be truthful in a calm and judgement-free zone, the first time at least. When the kids fail to tell the truth, the parents are attempting to explain how lying hurts people…

Some of the calls involved individuals who were upset about matters unrelated to their work at Amazon, while others involved individuals not employed or contracted to work at the facilities. And while the Beast report noted it did not have any evidence that Amazon staff had more workplace mental health crises…

What’s the context on these numbers? Are they above, below, or equal to the mental health crisis rate for all workplaces per hour worked?

I dunno Nathan... the Yiga Clan has me stressed lol, and the first time I saw a Lynel before the lightning arrow cinematic, that dude looked at me for two straight minutes before he murdered the shit out of Link. He Massacred my boy I tell you!

Say what you like about nuclear war but it seems to have turned New York harbor into a pleasant blue ocean. 

There’s a pretty big production goof in one of the biggest movies of all time, Lawrence of Arabia. Throughout the whole movie, the editors left large empty black bars on the top and bottom of the screen. It’s actually very distracting to me, but nobody ever seems to mention it