..Starting, of course, in Aldmeri prison...

One of the greatest aspects was that you had to use your brain to get anything done. You didn't encounter someone giving you a quest and they were all "well, I can see you're a flaming fuckin' tard, so let me just mark where I need you to do what on your map for you..."

They explained to you what they needed done where…

The same thing the NFL uses..Gatorade

Well what are YOU doing to stop the spread of American Sign Language?

The guy with the fro who started off saying ASL encapsulates the parts I don't like about this campaign.

I really wish Kinja didnt multipost like a tourrettes riddled toddler.

Yup.

"Innovation, depth, and stability. That's what Battlefield Hardline is going to deliver."

Closest Twin Peaks game we have as of now:

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I didn't see it either. I didn't feel like letting Michael Bay and Megan Fox kick my childhood in the balls again.

This comparison falls flat for me, because you go into GTA Online understanding that you might shoot other people. That's part of the actual game. This on the other hand takes people away from whatever they've chosen to spend time with, and forces them to do something else which isn't even a part of the game normally.…

What the hell kind of person starts playing GTA and thinks, "I wonder how I can make these characters rape each other?" Worse, what kind of person then dedicates actual time and effort to making this a reality?

tidus has a Psyduck? Lol

I...wait, what? What is there to White Knight in this story? The Twitch policy is idiotic, and Witty Rothschild up there looked past the fact that I pretty clearly -said- as much in his rush to pop off an aged and rusty bon mot.

Did I say something you didn't like in another thread or something? I bet I did.

We went around and around about this in our Top Secret Kotaku Chat Bunker, but just to fill everyone in:

I would love to read a scientific explanation for this. It's been driving me bonkers most of my life.

I'll dream games when I'm falling asleep if I've played too much, especially something repetitive like a gem based explodey puzzle game. Puzzle fighter and the like.

Divinity: Original Sin, until I beat the damn thing.

I'm NOT playing Divinity; if I did I would not foresee playing anything else in the near future.