It's topical and too the point; it's not a comparison of gravitas but of attitude.

And I suppose that's fair (if we're really going for tabulation), but by emphasizing the fact that he is the one "not having problems" he seems to be saying that it's not the game's fault but that of the player's. His comment implies that people are playing the game incorrectly. And more than likely that is…

I also imagine you don't have Ebola, but that doesn't mean others don't.

I was a little wary of the DLC but after the things I've heard I have been tempted to dive back in to see if they redeem the main game.

How do most of you rank these games? I have a big soft spot for Demon's Souls, but acknowledge Dark Souls to be the most well-rounded. Dark Souls II had the best mechanics, I thought, but boring level design and plot—and just-as-laggy PvP.

I actually replayed DA2 this past week and while there was nothing more frustrating than coming to a new location and having to say to myself: "How many times have I been here before?" I absolutely adored the characters and the plot. It really makes me wish more games would take the really…

I actually started a game a few weeks ago, and I immediately remembered why I never finished in the first place. It is one of the few singleplayer oriented games that I've bought that enrages me when I play. Every little thing is just obnoxious or completely awkward.

Whew, I was worried from the headline that this had gone exclusive. I will now go put out that fire I started. . .

Something something the Animus translates to fit the users experience.

I'm now thinking of a Braid-like scenario where DK is actually Pauline's new boyfriend, and Mario is just wasted and making an ass of himself.

It's like if Monopoly had sex with a Domino set, and you're standing there thinking: "I probably shouldn't be this aroused."

He had his own talk show for a while too. I rather enjoyed it, but I don't think it ran for very long.

Nintendo sells refurbs (with 12 month warranty) for $135. Not the best deal you'll ever see, but they're consistent.

OP's joke is referring to comments from Ubisoft about how it would have required extensive resources to add female assassin's into upcoming AC: Unity.

I all I can think about now is this.

With very burly chests.

We'll pretend this one is evil, so he kind of deserves it.

I spy with my little eye either two crossed daggers or . . .the face of a star-nosed mole. Neither are particularly attractive.

Well, when I say "backstab" I refer to any from-behind melee attack. I'm mainly thinking of Halo's assassinations. It seems odd in my mind to not reward players for the stealth required to not only attack someone from behind but also be close enough to do it with a melee. The only reason I can think of that they would…