Ack green! The international color of automotive bad luck. But it’s very nice looking, it’ll be a fixture in their museum I’m betting.

Yeah, riiiiiiiggggghhhht. <- see what I did there?

LOL!!! Casino owners are so damn competitive, 99% probability this was done by a rival or business opponent.

True that! Huge and long history in it too.

did someone with a lifted truck hurt you?

these are where they’ll make the meth.

It’s all gay, so gay.

Targa’s blow goats, they always have. Ask any knowledgeable Porsche person.

Anything made up to 1998, unless it’s a 99 and up 964 case and box (e.g TT, GT2, GT3). In the up to 1998 category avoid 2.7's, all Targa’s, and most 964 bodies.  After those, just lease, because the newer garbage-mobiles are short term holds.

Most poorly executed PR stunt ever?

FWIW United has been great to me. I’ve been flying them exclusively for 7 years now. I also try to book on Boeing aircraft instead of Airbus.

Why do millennials have such boners for these old turds? Get a real Jeep.

It’s easy to spot a fool, they’re the one in the off warranty Audi.

Dork! ...don’t care how rich that nerd is.

This post made my day. Thanks!

Cycling should be done at a Velodrome. I’m banking this was some sort of road rage deal.

I had the blue with manual trans. Looked great, but dimensional proportions were weird - it was like the dash was 5“ lower and ceiling was 5" higher than either should be.

I’m thinking, was it even a real Tesla or a Chinese knock-off?

Agreed! Dollar for dollar, experience and learning trumps machine mechanical potential.