Hell, I'd dismiss it because of that, also. Grammar skills, people; spelling, correct use of whatever language you're using, etc. (I'd do all kinds of foolishness for a guy who could diagram a sentence properly. And have.)

Noooo. Mint and olive oil? He is definitely planning to kill and eat you.

Unless one of the 40 year old men crying about this happens to be banging the 14 year old girl, in which case she's an adult that came onto him and it's totally not his fault.

Oh jeez. I might be a freak nasty bitch, cause all I could think was, "The smell of fresh pencils is very soothing."

How can something be "very tepid"? Tepid is by definition not an intense state. Also why is that the part of that message that's bothering me?

I read this as "saltine diluted" and was wondering how that would work. The correct reading doesn't sound much better, but at least you wouldn't get cracker crumbs everywhere.

oh, the famous "14 year old daughter" argument. That magical and pure creature who must not be allowed to have a pea under her mattress. Like its about the 14 year old girl and not the shitty parents.

Just have yourself in the frame watching at first, and as things start heating up and he is busy doing his whatever, add another person in the frame. Just a couple more eyes peeking into frame. By the end just have seven people standing in the room, watching the pepperoni porn. He'll be so surprised.

I'm not. Wasting a whole stick of pepperoni? Horrid. :(

Yeah, I mean, I probably would. Sounds interesting, although probably not very arousing.

Had to be done.

I might agree to his proposal simply because I am very curious to see this guy at work.

It's sad that my silver lining to this is "well, at least he didn't call her a fucking bitch or ask to fuck her right in the pussy."