Whoa! You won that day! You won it so hard!

Thank you for this. One of my best laugh's all day. Well Done!

Wow. You actually just said straight men don't see women as people and only see them as potential holes to put their dicks in.

"So his third option of a chance to "maybe stick around as pals", isn't really doing it for him."

oooOOOooo... regular. No, ruffled. No, regular. Dagnabbit- I can't choose!

Denim Salad.

Dr. Zoidberg sees nothing wrong with this plan and thinks it is very effective.

Hahaha... true! But judging by the responses, at least some people think getting a woman to meet him is a success :/

Norma 4-ever!

I get that, but it's like me telling you that I'm great at basketball because I hit three point shots.

If you come up with any renderings, I'd love to take a look. Swimsuit season is coming up and I have absolutely nothing to wear! ;)

Thank you- dressing myself often feels this complicated. "But I have a part that sticks out here! But this hangs down here! Ugh!"

Thank you! Can I have my chips in denominations of chocolate, potato and nacho?

OMG- to all the people saying "Well, all of these women's stories just prove his tactics work!" Let me break this down for you.

Also, just plain "heart shaped" doesn't include something we can buy. We're women, we need things put in shopping terms.

And I read your whole essay! You make a great, well reasoned point, though I bet a lot of people are going to jump on you for apologizing for the "skinny shaming."

As a lady, are you sure you're not Jewelry Box shaped? I mean, you ARE a lady, right?

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the stupidity of saying "Heart Shaped Pendant" as opposed to just "Heart Shaped?"

Chandelier shaped. It's complicated.

Do the crystals leave marks on clothing? Regular deodorant is starting to squick me out and Tom's is the devil's stick.