In my experience, it's the straight woman's fear that they will lose the one means they have of control in a relationship.

Ah- so far, 6 replies and 5 are from obvious trolls. Welcome to Friday.

It's more the startle factor for me- like when I am naked and about to hop in the shower, pull back the curtain and BAM! Thing that's not supposed to be there is totally in there, in my space. I will freak out a little. And then I take appropriate action, whether that's kill it (if it's in the shower because my…

I would love to see some ripped Holy Mary Mother of God action. In my mind, it's very Rosie the Riveter inspired.

"Punching someone in the face when they might have a gun is not a good idea.

What I wouldn't give for a streak!

There are some instances in which cannibalism is a good idea, but that doesn't mean we make it public policy to have a free for all human buffet.

I felt the same way and even thought it was charming when I got a few greys at the tender age of 24. But then they just kept coming with a vengeance. Now, I'm in my mid 30's and over 50% grey. And it's not the pretty, Silver Fox grey that I always wanted, artfully placed in a bitchin' streak, it's just kinda all…

So those gun carrying people can respond to a punch in the face with a bullet?

Amazing. +1

Well that makes sense- people linking in from Deadspin are probably not the usual Jezebel readers. But I still don't get the ire- aside from some snark and sarcasm, this article is simply pointing out the gender disparity and examines what could be causing it. Wikipedia isn't getting attacked or blamed, and in fact…

Love this gif, even if it makes me wish I still smoked just a little bit- thank you!

Look out for Kristen Bell- Her character gave me such a strong visceral reaction, I almost couldn't watch her in anything else. Seriously, it took the Sloth video to get me over seeing her as her Deadwood character.

Oh, gosh- sorry to spread the trauma. Re-reading it, yeah, that's a pretty harsh image but one that stuck with me for obvious reasons. But it's also one of those moments that was really formative to the Young Bee-zy. When they make the movie of my life (and why wouldn't they!) it will get the Stand by Me filter…

No, but I will now, always and forever!

After reading this article and the responses to it, can I just ask: What is it about Fridays that brings out the rash of trolling? I mean, I know it's a slow work day, but most of these trolls don't have, like, normal 9-5s, so what gives?

When I was little, I LOVED carrying around my lucky rabbit's foot. I rubbed that soft fur like a worry stone and marveled at how realistically that plastic inside mimicked the bones. I was mad stupid, too.

Beat me to it!

Well, damn... now I have to worry about avoiding certain wardrobe options on this one specific day just to make sure I don't look like a bigot AND I'm terrible at remembering dates. My whole summer is ruined! Way to be a killjoy, heteros!

You are my hero.