Truth- my 8 year old niece gave me a legendary eye roll when I told her I hadn't heard that song yet (it was a few months ago- ah, a more innocent time) and then over the next hour proceeded to SCHOOL me on the dance moves she had developed for this song.

I loved this book and this was my favorite illustration! As silly (sad) as it is to say, I really needed a clear message that ladies bodies come in all different shapes and sizes. And I still think of this page when my gorgeous friends get together!

This idea that Democrats aren't fiscally conservative is just... ugh. It's a silly notion that has nothing to do with reality, yet we've all swallowed it because... idk, it's an easy soundbite? We just had a whole discussion about how Dems are historically BETTER with budgeting, but somehow as a country we keep this…

The sarcasm was just too strong in me, I guess. You're right, should have ignored it but it was just so ridiculous.

King of the Hill is so underrated. And Bobby is the Dalai Lama.

Cry into your Patriot Act while all of us Welfare Queens run out and buy a flat screen with our food stamps... got to have something nice to watch my shows on when I get back from the abortionplex!

This scenario makes sense to me- I'm sure there are a lot of really competent women who kick ass at getting stuff done because not matter which gasbag is in office, the state still their Governor's office to work.

Well, since most of my knowledge of men from Texas is derived from King of the Hill, this makes total sense to me... Ladybird 4-ever!

So... serious question because I'm genuinely curious. Does your mom work for Rick Perry, or does she work for The Office of the Governor of Texas? It's a fine point I'm wondering about, but like... if Rick Perry is no longer the Gov., will you mom still have her job working for the next Gov.?

A Hoarder. And this was before the show became popular, so my other roommate and I had no frame of reference for what was going on with her. She kept her stuff out of the common areas (most of the time) but her room was a safety hazard- just a few goat paths, a mattress on the ground, and piles and piles of stuff,…

Haven't seen it yet, but I'm also having reservations. I think she's a good actress- totally deserved that Tony for A View From a Bridge. But... she didn't carry that play like Maggie needs to carry Cat. She just doesn't seem to project the gravitas (says the internet commenter who doesn't know the lady). But…

I hear the "Goys are for practice" more often than I want to admit and it just breaks my heart. Every. Time. But I have found the type of person who would say this is also the type of person who says all sorts of intolerant, racist and misogynist bullshit, so bullet dodged!

Nope- don't believe it. If we've learned anything from the tabloids, it's that love only works out for the conventionally attractive.

Dude- the secret to showering in winter is the transitions. Figuring out how to get from clothed to inside that hot water stream with as little cold air contact as possible, and vice versa. I had a crappy apartment once, and the only thing I miss about it was the radiator pipe that ran down the wall just outside my…

That totally makes sense- the way I was reading it was that he was in the tub and she asked to get in, which is what a lot of people implied from the was it was written, but taking another look, it could just have easily meant what you said.

I <3 Brazil! And OMG, how DARE people who call themselves doctors refer to small breasts as "deformed?" That sickening.

Sometimes plastic surgery can be a good thing, esp. if it's corrective and the person walks out looking like the same person they were when they walked in. But for the most part, I agree with you.

Reminds me of the time I met an older couple, obviously very well monied, and were candid about the fact that the mister made all the money and the missus spent it. They were really sweet people, and seemed really happy. The missus had been so overly plasticized and re-organized that I actually had the thought…

Barbara Hodge 4eva! <3

"Well, she looks 100x's better after she had her nose job, face lift, boob job, liposuction, tooth veneers, tummy tuck, Botox, eye lift, spray tan, butt implants, lip injections, hair extensions, Brazilian wax, anal bleaching and labiaplasty, but have you seen her Skenes Ducts? Gross. She needs to get those things…