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Or maybe a combination of both. I don't think plain old fat can defy gravity like that. And what about hip implants? Are those a thing?

Looks like both. The butt implant causes the abnormal shape, and the fat injections fill out the bounce. That's why Kardashian has a butt that stays permanently curved at the top but balloons out into that unnatural shape at certain angles.

As a lady with a ridiculously big butt that she has been trying to get rid of for decades the idea of WANTING extra fat in there is beyond me!

Mark Sanchez sympathizes, as he knows what it's like struggling to read.

Sounds more like Generation X is providing shitty leadership and mentorship.

This is breaking 34 different unwritten baseball rules. He will now need to be hit by a pitch 40 times, be expected to not look any pitcher in the eyes for the rest of the season, and have to have dinner with AJ Pierzynski.

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

Here would be my plan: with 10 games left in the season, out of the 10 worst teams at that point, the team with the best record from then out gets first pick; next best record gets second pick; etc (point differential for tie breakers)

In one final tribute to late Mariners owner Hiroshi Yamauchi, Zduriencik placed the trade in, took it out, placed it in again, took it out, blew on it, and placed in again.

Stephen A may never have laid a hand on a woman, but it's quite obvious from this series of tweets that he's killed a medium.

Today, we are all David Eckstein.

"Who Are the Biggest Floppers in the World Cup?"

The entire Ghanaian team, for now and for always. FUCK GHANA.

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Homer: You said "Metal"! I get to post this!
Marge: I never agreed to that rule!

I like the ending of HIMYM just fine - I wish they had gotten us to that ending a bit differently. Instead of spending season 9 on the Barney/Robin wedding, have the wedding in the beginning, meet the mother and take the events of the last two episodes and spread them out over the season. It would have felt less

Can I just state the fact that I actually miss having And1 around? Coming home after school and being able to flip on ESPN2 to watch the Mixtape Tour made being a pudgy white kid on a basketball court fun.