I was seriously considering switching to Windows Phone just so that I can have Cortana in my pocket.

Derek Jeter, reading these articles alone at home: "Yeah, Jeets."

This.

Why didn't I think of this! Good call, sir.

3800 Series II. Lots of horspower (for its day), torque, smoothness, durability, and reliability. Back in the day, full-size cars like the LeSabre were rated at 30mpg highway with it.

No dealer will accept an Escort as a straight trade for a C7 Z06, unless it's an RS Cosworth.

People aren't buying the Viper because it is a terrible car.
It's noisy, it's cramped, and it's poorly built. Motortrend has found unacceptable levels of variation between the performance of each SRT Viper they have tested, and their latest test car had unfastened seats, unsecured hood vents, mismatched tires, and…

/ waits patiently by clock until Monday morning

Oh, how I LOLed at this comment. Gamerpoop is a great series.

Eff me sidewayyys, that is yummy!

Oh god!!

Holy lats, Batman! He's... ::fans self:: 'scuse me, I gotta sit down.

Mine separated when I was a senior in high school and divorced a few years later, and it was pretty rough. I ended up having to play the referee/liaison big time - trying to make sure my younger brother spent any time at all with our mother (who'd moved out), telling my dad to cut it out when he badmouthed her in…

I had a different experience. My parents divorced when I was 18, and it really didn't affect me much at all. I mean, I was kind of sad about it, but both my parents seemed so much happier separately (even though they never seemed miserable together), and we all still did stuff together as a family and everything, it…

My parents divorced when I was 14 and my brother 10. So on top of the normal teenage girl brattiness, I was upset about the divorce. It was a bad time. My friend's GRANDPARENTS split when we were in high school, which was really weird - everyone, including their kids and grandkids, were like ... you can't wait it out?

Yeah; I don't have personal experience with this, but it's happened to a number of my friends. Dealing with new stepparents as an adult seems to be especially tricky, as they tend not to be nearly as accepting of their spouse's kids if the kids are already grown up. It would also really suck to feel like your parents…