i love being pedantic man. it's like my alter ego.

Samuel Larson is living the dream for guys our age.

it seems cheaper because there are less people who love ripping others off, excluding local government.

What I got from this is that the guy has horrible taste in interior colors.

god dammit. the pistons cannot catch a fucking break.

Nobody fucks uncles quite like you.

Wash your fucking fruit, Jenna Fischer!

I think the women's soccer team in 1999, Cobi Jones, and Mia Hamm did more for soccer in the US than David Beckham ever did.

I think it would be fun if ESPN had them do a preseason NFL game.

Toyota, Nissan, and Honda make midsize trucks. What your thinking of is a small truck and no one makes those.

Do you like Arrow?

But bulldogs always look sad?

I love Stana Katic so fucking much.

Seems like they used the idea Cpl. Person had for a gay club but fucked it up.

So the shame from prom sex happens right after instead of the next morning?

I think wearing a helmet is important. I'm saying skateboarders don't like wearing helmets.

There's a massive culture in skateboarding that you're a pussy if you use a helmet except for vert and big air. There would be a big backlash from skateboarders if ESPN made helmets mandatory.

She looks like every First Lady in every movie that involves the President.