No! Not Bill Hader!

No trolling is never cool. Also you said real trolling is being creative and sneaky. So by that logic, only the Eve online story was real trolling. All of the others were just people being dicks in multiplayer. The WoW story is particularly shitty.

It will probably lead to Schmitt and Kreindler being further cut off from manufacturers.

Good for Steven. Hopefully we'll see more of his writing on Jalopnik.

I bet that's the sort of thing Adam Sandler eats before shitting himself.

All three of those flavors sucked. I want spicy ketchup back in my local grocery store.

fun fact, jack used to work at a radio station and once spilled coffee on a mixing board.

maybe skate 1/2/3 and garry's mod.

i was taking a drink when geoff hoped ezio didn't have sandy jizz and soda almost came out of my nose. lol

perfect choice

West michigan sucks.

i can already picture the jokes deadspin commenters are going to make about his name.

I think how Tokyo drift works is that it takes place in the future and since they're high school kids they can't afford brand new cars so they buy used cars and customize them.

There is actually a winner of those events but they have to break a bunch of laws to win.

surprise, arabs and middle easterners are white.

Ladies...

For the wealthy business man who sleeps in his car.

i think having a monarchy is pretty stupid but price harry and william seem like nice enough guys. i don't know much about the lesser royals though.

from what i've heard from british people talk about it, it's a game for kids and drunk people at a picnic.

However, there's already a trailer out.