"I guess these people would burst into flames if they ever set foot in the south."

Probably but not from the heat.

Yeah, seriously.

I'd let you tremple so many of my personal freedoms right now so long as you let me keep this beautiful dream machine running high 24/7 until this shit breaks. SO many.

MARRY ME.

.... But only once you've established a career of your own and feel ready to pick a life partner as opposed to a life anchor!

... How do those engineers sleep at nights.

He was a writing major, and

I suspect there's a T-shirt printing company pulling an all-nighter tonight.

Let's thank his benevolence Donald Trump for offering her preemptive pardon on behalf of humanity in exchange for wet fellatio.

*puts spoonful of yogurt down*

You got it, 'splay it, brah.

I buy the atrophied brain from too much leisure and lack of stress. Nice to know there's a downside to gazillionairism.

Eeeeehhhh.

My bitch is horny.

Bottom line, Don Draper's job was really freaking easy.

OMG- So often. (My palette is very sunlight-sensitive.)

KStew's relationship to the public has high school ex written all over it.

The nerds are gonna cut you for that.

Tidus' voice ruins lives and emotions.

Pitch meeting:

Recruiting spoiled post-pubscent child stars into your cause. Sells crazy right away.

Vampyr!