Acquiring the clap from Snooki is still better than Snooki.

Never watched a second of it....

I concur. Keeping a low profile is driving a 7 year old Honda Accord. If I'm gonna drop $100,000 on a car, I want people to know its mine. Might as well.

Looks like the owner really put the "wide" in wide-body. That might be too much actually.

Let me help you out.

"Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar."

Oh shit.

"Of all the things that could happen, this is the

"OH NOES! Jalopnik fucked up and called the above Lambo by the wrong name. We should totally boycott!!"

Well played.

I once heard that the official State tree of North Carolina is a Camaro wrapped around a telephone pole.

"(A)t least one positive benefit however, that is removing that hood bulge...". Based on this statement, I take you don't know what "cowl-induction" is.

I bought the truck because I needed a vehicle and the original owner was selling it for $500 bucks. Needed a carb rebuild but that was about it, thought the fuel pump/tank selector (dual 16 gal tanks) died about a year later.

According to the State of California (and who is to argue with them) my '85 F-350 crew cab dually is a commercial vehicle. Its a lot of fun doing 4 tire wide burnouts.

When adding an image, be sure the URL ends with ".jpg" ".png" or ".gif". If it doesn't, just add the appropriate suffix. Presto!

Here you go, you stupid bag of vomit.

"Keep jerking off to that Veyron you've got on your desktop...".

Everyone, I give you: Spiegel, Professional Asshole and Troll.

"Dammit Bobby."

Oh Lyra, you silly filly.