I'll have to agree with you there. It diminishes the award our lovely $kaycog offers up.

She can Acker me anytime.

"You'll have to forgive him. He's from Barcelona."

If something like that was to ever happen, I hope there are plenty of cameras around to capture the fun. Come to think of it, that's a bad idea; too much incriminating evidence.

I'd love to join the party but I'm in SoCal.

Mike, I don't have an aunt in Yonkers. Conestoga, but not Yonkers. (Hehe, "yonkers".)

Well played.

Oh yeah, cocaine. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick me up.

Wilford Brimley cat is not amused.

This is Cat Tank. I haven't heard from Dog Tank in about 10 minutes.

Never before has a dog had such a solid look of, "I hate you so much right now."

Yes, but was that V8 ever sold in a production motorcycle? It might have been derived from a bike engine but using that logic means that the original Ford Taurus SHO is powered by a Yamaha engine.

It tickled me pink, too.

I wasn't aware of any motorcycles powered by that particular V8.

Why is Wolverine saluting Hitler?

Well played.

Congratulations $kaycog!

Not a bad way to end your last week at Jalopnik, eh Justin?

Comment of the fucking Day!

Sorry, were you saying something? I was staring at Hayden.