$kaycog; the only reason we even have COTD.

Congratulations; you now have an anti-tank gun pointing at your head.

I'll take some of that!

Awwwyyyeeeaaahhh.

Well done sir, well done.

I think even El Werto will get a chuckle out of that.

I think Hardigree just trolled us.

#cotdnomination

Well said good sir.

Damn tires, God I hate 'em!

SOunds like fun. Unfortunately, its on the Speed channel and Speed channel will not be seeing any of my money.

"Like a unicorn that jizzed all over everything." This makes Rainbow Dash quite happy.

I only drink the finest of Scotches too!

Oh Lawd. Tie her to the traintracks and run her ass over. Up the lol element by blasting "Move Bitch" on approach.

According to the tweet, this should be about a small crossover SUV with a HEMI.

"If it fits, it ships" only applies to the US Postal Service.

That was supposed to be a joke? Just kidding, that was great. I've got a couple friends to show that to.

Never been in a taxi, so I couldn't fucking care less.

One reason those imports suck in comparison to the Vic: Front wheel drive.

Of course they had to double the horsepower. How else would Jean-Philippe move his massive balls around?