I live in a somewhat rural area. My paved street turns into three dirt roads a quarter mile from my place. I really need to record some stupid hoonage.

All Hail El Werto!! Praise be to Raptor Jesus. A special service will be held tonight at the Church of Oppo.

This is the perfect way to piss off the neighbors and lower property values around town.

That doesn't sound far fetched at all.

Haha.

The point of the ghetto base-model Jetta was to show it wasn't that good of a deal. A Nissan Versa for 10 large is better.

I watched that episode about a week ago. I wanted to reach through the screen and smack him for even mentioning the PT Cruiser.

And I'm gonna guess those Jettas have an APU sticker on the rear window.

You mean its no longer a Volkswagen Jetta?

Wouldn't you be? =D

Them thighs remind me of Chun Li.

I was going to post a picture of Janis on a motorcycle and say something like, "Congrats on the COTD! Janis will bring you this bike in a couple of days." But then I realized I would have to dig her up, reanimate her corpse, keep her from starting the Zombie Apocalypse and somehow direct her to your house. Far too…

Janis Jalopnik?

Thanks a ton, boss. We now know where one more troll is.

A difference in final drive ratio and the Versa probably weighs about a hundred pounds more.

An El Mingo?

Huh, would ya look at that, another Mustang variant.

Except the Juke is ugly as sin.

My brother Joey has a Versa SL with a 6-speed. All around, its a great car. Its a bit unassuming but without looking bland. Great mileage. 34mpg at 72mph.