@GR1M RACER: Maybe, *too* perfect.

Here is another question y'all: what do you use to destroy said car?

@rd13: My sister had a first gen Rio.

@underwear-ninja: Awesome Toyotas are exempt, obviously.

I'm just gonna guess that many new users in "audition mode", haven't read up on how to get approved to comment. Being an asshole or putting down others ain't gonna get you approved by me. Making a good point, being a wise-ass or just being simply funny, will.

@Mack41: Give me a call if you need a hand.

@CJinSD: I don't want to respond to "jartserna" because that would cause me to approve whoever that moron is.

Hey Micheal Bay, this is what an explosion actually looks like.

Calm down dammit. *takes coffee mug away, sniffs it* Meth in your coffee? Good Lord man!

@Novaload: None for you!

You can get a brand new Nissan Versa with some details for the same price or stripped to the bone for under 10 grand.

@ttyymmnn: I'm with Rush. These Hydrocodone aren't doing it anymore.

M Bluth: "What are these pills?"

@VeeArrrSix: Did someone say Dubstep?

I'd just toss my ass into the cop car. I know there would be no point in resisting.

Bra-fuckin-o.

Oh harharhar.

What a fuckin' trainwreck.

@burglar: I was about to ask if you had bumped your head when you got up this morning.

@Deadpool: Saw it and I didn't think it was wretched.