@TheAntiCat is swimming out past the breakers: It finally posted?!

@Sian: Lets see if this works...

@stuffelse: This.

I hate Ayn Rand.

@DELICIOUS BUNNY: What drugs do you use? Because I would like a sample.

We Dutch are pretty damn awesome.

I think I'm losing my mind.

@Ravey Mayvey Slurpee's current urge: Yvonne Strahovski: I agree with this whole-heartedly.

@∞Gîmmî∞Mørgäîkkøŋëŋ∞Now in new Sweded version ®: You're biased. (I'm Dutch.)

A best-of "Chumbawumba"? They had more than one song?

Nope, its: "Do NOT speak about Anonymous." (Fuck.)

@DittoBox: Remember, her name is Helvetica.

@slappyBKLN: Hipsters are just hippies, but with more money.

@Spiegel — Nobody sees the name:

Jalopnik Exclusive! Burgess reacting to The Detroit News' apology!

Artists interpretation of Wolman declaring a quick fix.

What you did there? I saw it.

This site is here to help you, but not really.

Yeah, I could always buy a Humvee or a number of massive off-road monsters that are just as capable (if not a helluva lot cheaper).