I don't need some fancy gizmo in my car. I have Tom-Tom Cat to help me get around.

@Baby Beater Benz: Fuck that, I'm going with the first console: Magnavox Odyssey!

I'm waiting for someone to slip up and say "awkward organ".

I whole-heartedly agree with you Hoonthatsc.

I'm sorry Justin, you speak as if there are multiple late-night TV hosts, when, in fact, there is only one Highlander!

But you watch it.

@imaeffinginger: Yeah, but football sucks too.

@The Internationally Known Bishop Shiggs Maginty: Watch episode nine. I can't stress that enough.

@sectachrome: Did you watch episode nine?

@BobcatSig: I too like TG:USA. But I agree that don't need to be supporting the greatest in vehicular attention whoring.

Don't you mean Rutledge should be driving the mobile moonshine still? Get your stereotypes straight Justin.

In 2008, in SoCal, I paid $4.85 for a gallon of regular.

Welcome to the new Jalopnik.

Nope.

I do that every morning.

Okay, this has zippidy-do-dah about cars. Nothing, whatsoever. You guys have stretched some stories here and there, because car culture was involved in some small, insane fashion.

Just remember to only use it on your stupid drunk buddies.

That would take, like, common sense.

That would take, like, common sense.