Dude, you need to find another crack dealer. I think he's watering-down your supply.

She got pissed-off because the car in front of her wouldn't go faster, despite it being a 35 zone? Grow up you stupid cunt. Pass or settle the fuck down.

@El_Godinez: Exactly.

Oh, once this stupid adventure happens, don't worry, we'll catalog our travels.

I've got even weirder then all that: [ca.jalopnik.com]

@willybeamish: On meth, this is normal.

"The Bronze Bomb." Awesome.

@Jeb_Hoge: As am I.

@Novaload: What you did there? I saw it.

I forgot that you're Jewish and you guys take your deli seriously (and who wouldn't?).

@Slave2anMG: There were sections on the 10, that if you were driving anything with a wheelbase comparable to a mid 90s Explorer, the front of the vehicle would begin to bounce and buck, which I have experienced. Urban legend has it that a couple people even got airborne. (I'd take that with a grain o salt, this being…

@Baby Beater Benz: I swear I-10 in SoCal was purposely poured to be total shit. I hate driving through Redlands and Banning. The rhythmic "thump thump thump" of the road surface drives me fucking crazy.

@Matt Pipes: A prank my church's youth group pulled on our Youth Pastor for his surprise birthday party: we all showed up with extra clothes and left them in strategic positions to make it look like we had all been raptured.

Deal.

It would be well worth it. If you bring the beer, I'll pay for the gas.

Oh yeah. Nothing like bringing down property values wherever you go!

@BoxerFanatic: And lo, the fifth angel removed the fifth seal and a drunken, crazy-ass lumberjack came forth on a beat-to-hell Harley.

That old step-van would make an awesome miniRV.

I'm a sucker for old trucks.

@stephdumas: I'm in love with that crewcab version. And panel trucks are always bad-ass.