@tonyola: So we have to blame people too stupid to get out of the way of traffic for this?

@BoxerFanatic: Want. Now.

@1964Pontiac283: Snort-laughing right now.

@brandondparris: That works too.

So are her teeth.

@Econolite smashed on a Honda: Nice.

@NicoleinNiigata: We're praying fro ya brother.

For those of you on new Jalopnik, here is a much more spectacular view of Jewel's, err, jewels.

My kind of place. What about firing a rifle through your truck's roof?

@I am Jack's complete lack of originality.:

Hit by a fire truck you say?

@baddoggy: I was never aware she had tits until now.

Fan-fucking-tastic. That doesn't make me feel better. I'm in SoCal!

"The end is nigh!!"

@fuhteng: Yep.

Oh shit.

No, no, I'm good.

@sr20spitfirehotrod: I try, I try.

Despite the fact you mention "humor or not", I see you actually don't grasp the concept of humor at all.

@pdoten: Trust me, I wasn't looking hard enough to care if it was actually a Smart car. I purposely aim for those things when I'm out on the road.