@VMA1T: Beware of letting the clutch go with high RPMs with water under the tires. You quickly go THAT WAY —-!

It would be fun.

"With fire."

@OMGItsWeasel:

@Baby Beater Benz: Damn straight! I can't stand Jolie either. Give me Scarlett Johansen and I'm good.

I was thinking the same thing. For now, i would just count an El Camino as just that.

Nobody move! I'm taking this Caddy with me!

@Baby Beater Benz: How many folks here are involved in TV\film production? We need a Jalopnik's 11 movie.

@sr20spitfirehotrod: It had to be said...

I've never understood the point of Chevy and GMC. They sell the *exact* same stuff, just with a different grill. Laziest fucking bade-engineering ever. And thats saying a lot for GM.

I don't have a smartphone because I honestly can't see the fuckin' point.

@Novaload: I lost my Japanese boy, can you help me?

@cressidaftw: I know a couple of judges that wouldn't convict.

@egg cream: Yeah, but you didn't have your nerves shot by the fourth strongest earthquake in recorded history.

@ChiefPontiaxe:

Some advice: life is short, don't be a dick.

@itslikethathuh: You deserve this.

@DasHoon: Thank you friend!

@JalopJeff: How dare you sir, how dare you!

@OMGItsWeasel: I'd buy that.