*meow*

@Sir Sonoma, @Slid into an EFFIN ditch: I say we take Dr Rockso's approach when we return the keys.

@Sir Sonoma: Pfft, you and your logic.

Alright, who wants to rent one and hoon it till the fucker breaks in half?

They invented Internet memes.

@Joonoo: Your first post made it through.

The doctor gave me some ointment, said it should clear up in a week.

Yeah, it was a diesel. Not sure why I didn't mention that. Anywho...

Look at my new avatar image; I'm 100% orange tabby now. It was a skin issue of some sort.

@TheAntiCat is fucking up your Twitter:

Not so full of shit now, is it?

@Slid Pissed Tossed Mazda3hatch sideways into a effin DITCH: Its been awhile since I've said "HAI!", so I'll just leave this here.

@cmdtacos: Did someone say "whiskey"?

@Xoom-Boy: Well you *could* bring an extension cord. Just look really sincere when you do it.

@chirowolf: I'm high as a kite, so I didn't see shit.

@GuardDuck (-1): I'll still go with the cord and generator.

@Piloter: I drove a 2004 Isuzu NPR a few years back. I believed it had a 25 gallon tank when in reality, it was 30. The fuel gauge was calibrated to give a 5 gal reserve. Despite that, I still always made sure to get to a gas station anyway.

@maximum_sarge: *face palm*

Smart people adapt, true enough. Smart people also use what works.

I got a late Christmas gift three weeks ago; its a 2 terabyte external drive. I have no clue how the hell I'll fill that thing up. But I'll give it the ol' college try!