@Chairman Kaga: What if I never show up in the first place?

@underwear-ninja: Yes.

Alright, I've heard "filth" and "rozzers" from Guy Ritchie flicks and a couple of games.

Here in 'Merica we call the cops "pigs". How 'bout down under?

@jodark: And its an AK too. Built strong and dumb, its the damn near perfect weapon to keep on hand for the eventual fall of Western Civilization.

@2xwishbonz: Thanks asshole. Now I'm cleaning puke off of my laptop.

@2xwishbonz: Thanks asshole. Now I'm cleaning puke off of my laptop.

@FIATS-are-not-garbage: If you go here, [ca.jalopnik.com] , that will give you the old Gawker (and thusly the old Jalopnik) format. That will allow for the uploading of pictures from your hard drive, plus the ability of "heart clicks" to add folks as friends.

@horspowr1001: Are you laughing hysterically or screaming in pain?

@flatfive: That and the FF; uncanny as fuck.

@Busy P: What else are you gonna do with your mountains of cash, swim in it like Scrooge McDuck?

Okay, then please explain the pictures of the Nazi hookers on Wert's back porch. I know a Shop when I see one and I know they aren't Shopped.

@Simplify, then add beer: You might have added too much beer.

@LandofMinos: Hey... bro. . don't bogart *cough* that joint man.

@Dr. Homer Bowtie: That isn't even funny and I still laughed. Why?

@snap_understeer_ftw: You win.