That you need to have all scheduled maintenance done by the dealer or you'll void your factory warranty.

Props to you for doing something fun with a Camry. I don't really have anything against Camry owners, but knowing that they get 22 mpg and are of average tech savviness doesn't seem like great marketing.

The ZZZs are really part of the website! The best part is the factoids actually reinforce the idea that Camry owners are boring.

I never thought of that! I guess I owe him an apology. Also probably an explanation of which side of the gauge to look at.

Thanks! Green is supposed to be the hot color this year, and I'm giving all the credit to my Charger.

I am always surrounded by non-gearheads, so most bullshit I hear comes from them.

I love this story.

I think it must have been unlocked? I hope remotes can't open other cars! I've walked up to the wrong Accord other times, and when I hit the remote the car will still click, but the doors won't unlock. And then I think my remote is broken for a little while before I realize it's the wrong car.

The Eagle! It's so perfect. It's a wagon! With fake wood ! I've always loved Eagles, but they've all rusted away in my neck of the woods.

This same thing happened to me recently. My DD is a dark gray 7th gen Honda Accord, and it seems like every other person owns this exact car around here. I parked it in front of a sandwich shop, and when I came out I hit the unlock button and opened the car door. Except I didn't get in because the car was full of…

They were totally overbuilt, especially if you got the trailer towing package. I accidentally drove ours into a pickup truck when I was a teenager, back in the late 90s. We were on a family vacation, and my dad tied the bumper back on with anchor rope for the drive home. Then he made me drive it to school like that…

Hmm... good to know. I sometimes daydream about what I could do with the van, because if my brother's wife ever makes him get rid of it it's going to be my problem. Everyone in my family is too attached to it to part with it. I'm just waiting for these old beasts to become so uncool they're cool again, like big old…

I have a special place in my heart for 1st gen Mopar minivans. My brother still has the one my parents bought new in 1988. It has the Mitsubishi 3.0 in it, and I sometimes wonder if you could fit a turbo out of a Dodge Stealth on it.

I DD one of these. It handles well, comfortably seats 4 tall adults and is dead reliable. I'll probably have it forever.

My favorite non-performance car will always be the 1961-69 Lincoln Continental. Because suicide doors.

On some car forums I choose a gender neutral name and don't disclose that I'm a woman because it does get a little exhausting being an outsider for something I don't have control over. Actually, that's an advantage of a forum over a car show or club, because then I can choose not to stand out. I'm not bold and brave…

Brock Samson?