The guys on tinder with cute dogs always had my heart.

WOW way back throw back, that was the one story i was so afraid on, and i dont know why I had that as a picure book when i was a kid... but it f-d my head

I'm a poor academic girl where the f is my sex starved old man??? I'm okay with sex toys and or being tied up if it means I can ride in your private helicopter.

you just made my afternoon. Internet, wat would i do without you

Hello me? I feel like I am looking into a mirror reading this. Girl we golden

I don't even know how they find any snowboarders who DON'T smoke pot. Have you been to Whistler, where I'm assuming most of them live as snowboarder hippies... because hell thats what I'd do. It would be so hard to avoid.

I am the complete opposite. My twitter is rather discreet, and although technically it is public, unless you really know me and perhaps my friends who follow me, you would have no idea that twitter was mine. I can be as funny and out there as I want, but only my followers, who are mostly my close friends will see it.…