Her name name is Robert Paulson.

I must go. My planet needs me.

They must have improved turkey bacon by quite a bit since I last tried it.

there better have been some obvious lead up to this fight, otherwise this dude is filming his trip to the bathroom...

The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

Stevie is going to be so pissed when he sees this!

[tentatively raises hand]

I know it's not EXACTLY the same as a leaked selfie.......but these are still really creepy to me.

Just another issue with Redskins and their abuse of alcohol

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

The authorities really need to get that old, fat, shitty, lazy, probably half-senile bear back where he belongs, the Sunday NFL Countdown desk.

I wish they'd had some time to put in some packages using both Cassel and Bridgewater. Although they probably wouldn't have worked very well with Ryan Moats now out of the league.

I'm glad Hester pulled off a rushing TD, and I'm curious if he can do the same against an NFL team later this season.

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

What about those Gummy Bears shaped like penises? They look a lot like penises.

King: This is delicious, Roger, really good chili.

Listen, last month you overhauled your entire comment system to prevent people from posting stomach-churning images of overweight whores shoveling a bunch of diarrhea into their mouths, and now you're doing it yourselves? Make up your mind!

247 seems like a lot of sports for one site to cover.

This is the weirdest humblebrag.

Thanks! Those were a lot of fun to write. I hope Mr. Cooke lets me use that incredible picture for the movie poster.