And this comment right here is where I realized you were trolling.

So, because we're keeping the same context, you're telling me the majority of your interactions with police have ended with you being raped, murdered or kidnapped.

What? Honestly, 100% of the times I've been pulled over, it was by a legitimate cop. I'm not going to risk evading police because of something you heard on the news once.

I see a lot of comments for "don't pull over for an unmarked cop."

I still have no idea where this college is and I refuse to Google it.

Signing this guy was the main reason we lost Smiddy, Lafell and Ginn. All of which were sorely missed. I hope they release him. We have a great thing building on that defense. We don't need any of the off field drama.

KB at :53 might have actually been saying that.

Suspicions were confirmed the first time they got their hands on one of Brady's balls

Where are all the cowboys fan from last week who were saying, "That 1 play didn't matter, 3 other quarters of football bruh."

Yeah, In fantasy I set my lineups while high and watch the games while drunk.

Also I'm very curious what shatters next to him at :10. 3 full seconds after he hits the ground.

<Reads headline>
Slightly confused
<Sees picture>
Oh, got it.

So just to over-analyze... at :06, it looks like he is clinging to something. Maybe a rope or wire that is extending off the bridge. Getting caught slowed his decent dramatically, and you see a slight pause where the timing just seems off. The only explanation is he got lucky and grabbed/got caught on something.

Go Panthers. The playoff rules are perfect.

but there's still something gross about how consistently eager he is to deflate the value of the unpaid players upon whom his wealth and fame are built. Why do you have to be such a dick all the time, man?

disclosure: Independent.

About to fuck Dallas.

Makes you think huh? This will be played countless times today on various networks giving each ad that stayed lit up some bonus playback.

Seriously dude. Keep Mark Wahlberg out of this.

I work for a sister company and have a large amount of CNN contacts. Let me know what you're looking for.