Because drunk baseball fans, outside in the smoking area, aren't usually thinking logically. I've been there. It doesn't matter who you're trash talking. You just want to be the loudest.

Hey Tom, Looks like this is a one sided load of shit. Don't worry, I watched the video I'll write it up the other half you conveniently ignored.

If you watched the football game, you could have turned it off at about 8:45 - 9:00.

Larry David?

Watch all the guys, no one cares about the ball. That is fine and chivalrous and all, but as you say, I believe the ball is still live.

8/10 Would Bang

Pandora's box = Open?

I think this falls more in line with "wardrobe malfunction" than "leaked selfie"

You're a very strange person. I like strange people +1

Just some dust guys. No man tears. Swear.

Anybody else feel like they watched their childhood end?

Why don't you just, you know, not read the comments?

This is your brain on drugs.

When Dalton was gearing up to catch that ball, I thought for sure we were about the see the first on field casualty in NFL history.

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Kinja

Look at her face, the left side.

She kept looking at her watch
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
But I cried the whole time
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
I think she might've been a racist
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
She put a bag on my head
(Still counts)

The "real immaculate performance" would be an 81 pitch perfect game, all of which are strikes, no?

Is it me, or does this feel like a stereotypical girlfriend/boyfriend fight?