Ouchtown, population you bro!

Aye. Smirnoff Ice is crap. Champagne is crap. I voted for the underdog.

I'm glad 12% of the population agrees with me. TOGETHER WE STAND.

At least this explains the Hakeem Nicks signing.

This is all I can think about when i read that out loud...

Audi's marketing team is getting really good at product placement.

Okay... Its not just me. I thought i was blacklisted or something.
I'm glad you share my pain.

"Obviously we made a couple mistakes..."

"After the bandwagon broke down, Tanya was killed by Washington."

Other two choices were "Bi Kiss" and "Ric Flair"

Don't laugh... I actually won a decent sized prop bet cause of this.

"...firing a dude still in the top half of punters in the NFL..."

Correlation does not imply causation.

I would make arguments for...
Shit Faced
Shit Storm
Rob Ford

I had 157 fantasy points.

*Tucker. Justin Tuck plays defensive end for the Giants.

Eh. I'm a Panthers fan.

kinja

How did you go a full article without mentioning "Sir Purr"? Yeah, that's our freaking mascot. Try getting pumped up by a domestic housecat every week, then come talk to me about your problems