I think you are extremely confused. Possibly more confused than anybody in the history of this planet has ever been. If there is alien life out there, your confusion would make them forgo Earth. If a grain of sand was the maximum amount of confusion to have been scientifically observed in a human being, we would need…

They don’t give a fuck about facts. They only care about facts insofar as they conform to their warped perceptions of reality.

well it follows their logic:

“SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE”

I’m putting my money on either:

Im guessing some kind of attempt to say this is a false flag. In a way that makes it easy for them to say “Oh no we didn’t mean THAT, don’t be crazy” when they get called on it.

They’ll be given a whole week to investigate. 

Ted at his college reunion:

Motive: “to own the libs, for the lulz”

I’m no expert in either bombs or killing people, but I think you’re on to something. Maybe a side in frightening them - one might even say causing “terror...”

I eagerly await the Splinter “Keep Home The Vote” article in response to this.

Was his home vandalized with bombs?

GOP: Let’s immediately begin an investigation into Hillary Clinton sending a bomb to herself!

Clearly there are very fine people on both sides

Clearly a false flag operation to distract from their involvement in the child sex slave pizzeria that is sending them over to Benghazi to mine uranium.

I’m sure trump’s FBI will get to the bottom of this toot sweet!

What, they SAID so right there in the article! “Heidi Cruz is easy to like”! Boom, that means it’s true!

Being interviewed by The Atlantic. Just another thing all Texans do.

At what point are the detectives going to warn her that the serial killer phone calls are coming from inside the house?