Yeah, I can see why that might sway a lady.

“Annie Maloney, a middle-age woman who walked with a cane and acted “like a grandmother” sounds like a fucking pimp.

I hate that Ryan and Cruz are Gen X. Makes the rest of us middle-aged wastrels look bad. Thank god for Tammy, both Castros, and Cory (I’d add Tamala but she’s actually born in ‘64, can we claim her?).

He’s totally the guy who “accidentally” tries to stick it up your ass during sex.

THE U!!!! #classof95

Please, keep telling me how porn is healthy sexuality?

How many women does it fucking take?!?!

Pence scares me more. He’s a true believer.

Boner Jams 2000

Agreed!

Too old to be a lady in advertising.

New Yorker. Sticking with bodega.

I guess everyone born after 1980 is an asshole?

Come at me, MFer. You look like a bikini line ingrown whitehead.

Had one at 32 (had all of my work sent home via messenger during my unpaid mat leave), had the other one at 36. It didn’t slow me down because I didn’t really ever stop working.

I pray for this sequence of events every night.

It’s a lazy trope that crap shows (and hack comedians) rely on, that’s for sure.

I fucking HATED The Man Show. I’ve only recently come around to not wanting to throat punch Jimmy Kimmel (I figured if Sarah could tolerate him...). Adam Carolla, OTOH....

Can a wise young person please advise my aging ass if I have to toss all the Ordinary shit I just bought on one of your peers’ advice? Ugh - I hate supporting crazy fuckery but $120 is $120.

Thank you for this, fellow old.