Except the one about the Jesus statue. That would have been awesome, and since Jesus was all about feeding the poor, I would have boxed up his meal and eaten it myself later after they left. After all, he wants people to eat his body, I don’t think he’d be pissed if someone ate his entree instead.

I know that linked post says he makes no apologies for his lifestyle, but can he please start making them for his unbelievably shitty pizza?

That’s what I do: When I want to see Americans speaking English, I go to a kebab shop.

Good Christ there’s more.

But...

Alright, here’s my anti-sympathy anecdote for Milkshake Lady:

“As a customer who isn’t an asshole, you can help by speaking up whenever you witness such shenanigans.”

No the whole drink is covered, it works the same as the free drink reward (or it did up until sept 2014 when I left, One year free woo!) I had a regular come in once and order a venti caramel frap with three shots ($1.50 at the time I believe) a banana ($1) mocha ($.60) Protein Powder ($.60-$1 I cant remember) whip…

The first story is one of the few BCO entries that has wrought real, cheek-reddining anger in me. The fucking marker thing!!! Do Sharpies even write on monogrammed thermoses?

I understand the fact that Starbucks, by nature of serving so many people, is going to have many horrible customers. However, why must the employees deal with so much crap in a magnanimous manner. I just don’t understand why Brad is required to put up with so much crap from an obviously shitty customer. Why can’t…

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

Mary Poppins and Samantha the American Girl.

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We know. We fucking know. WE FUCKING KNOW. Literally every server in America has the individual tip practices of every foreign nation memorized. WE GET IT, YOU CAN ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW.

Christ, did you not even read ANY of this shit? Sit down.

The art of tipping is, for most people, really freaking annoying. How much is too much? How much is too little? Is this the only reason I had to learn how to calculate percentages in 5th grade?