Dayum! Your rubber froze like that? How cold does it get by you?

Actually, I'm the worst Deadspinner ever. I just called Pat Tillman (RIP) a Kool-Aid drinking Bush drone with no mind of his own and an idiot for choosing the Special Forces over the NFL, and teatards' heads are asploding this very minute.

So what about these cars where the manufacturer no longer includes a spare tire to save money...er...weight, but some form of Fix-A-Flat instead?

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killed by friendly fire in an Afghanistan mountain pass

LOL! And I thought the Houston Astros were bad.

Subarus are badass in the snow, and we get a lot of that in Upstate NY.

We should just accept who we are and move to South Carolina and put the confederate flag on the helmet because we're "proud of our history."

A woodchipper would be overkill, but it gives me an idea. Could one modify a paper shredder for this job? Mice are small.

Or a small piece of dry ice, so they slowly suffocate.

Or put a fishbowl at the bottom, so your cats remember with what a real mouse looks like. Lazy sacks of shit, my cats are. Spoiled rotten.

See, that's the difference between Denny's and, say, Comcast. You can always find somewhere else to go to clog your arteries besides Denny's if they piss you off. Not so with the cable company.

Utica, NY, here. 240 miles from Yankee Stadium. 260 from Fenway Park. We probably have about 40% Red Sox fans here.

On the inside, it reminds me of our old '91 Civic. We loved that car - and we drove the living piss out of it for ten years until Upstate NY road salt finally killed it off. As long as the Honda bits are OEM (I take it they are) and I can see there are no discernable problems with the body, NP, although I would want…

The fact that we're spread out over a whole continent is the very reason building a high-speed rail network would be cheaper to do than most naysayers realize.

Driving would be a lot more fun if it were optional.

However, in a league that takes itself far too seriously, it's the New York FOOTBALL Giants (I swear to God, the word FOOTBALL is included in the team's official email signature) who take themselves the most seriously.

Well, the fact that you're such a prick is neither my fault nor my problem. I tell you what. How about you take one of these jobs, which pay $2.13/hr. plus tips (the utter ridiculousness of which puts you at the mercy of pricks like you), and see how you do. And don't you even bring up this "they knew what they…

They won't make the one-game playoff with 81-81.

Seriously, for nine large, one might expect not to see visible flaws in the finish. That said, hate the ground effects, hate the wheels, hate the roll cage, hate hate hate. CP.