Where are those warehouses where you can get hired at $18/hour? What's in 'em, weapons-grade cocaine?

I take it pointing to Heaven is still allowed. Just once, I'd like to see a player point to the hot place where the gentleman in the red suit with the horns and Count Olaf goatee conducts his business.

That's much better. All these cars back then with the driver-side airbags looked horrible because of them. Big ugly thing in the middle of the wheel - yuck. Nowadays, even Toyota had figured out how to make them compact enough not to ugly up your car.

Don't forget about cars. Unless you just have to have a 2014 model, you should be able to find a deal on whatever car you want. They knocked two grand off my Civic a few years ago because it was August and they had all these cars that had to go. IIRC, everybody was running big sales around the latter half of the…

It's barely new Camry money, but whatevs. $21K is probably just about what it's worth, which is why the voting is running about 50/50.

He had talent, all right. His talent was sucking massive amounts of cash from baseball teams. The Yankees could get themselves a whole new infield for what they were paying this guy.

It is an cultural delicacy on Remulac. It makes Beldar's cone engorge itself more readily.

We saw the Grand Canyon in March. Check it out - Phoenix in March is mid-80s, sunny, and pleasant every day. Flagstaff and points north (like the Canyon) have snow on the ground, but not so much as to make those areas inaccessible. Besides, the snow is pretty and there are very few tourists up there that time of…

It helps when you don't have your iPod on you. How long will it be before the RIAA starts tapping into people's brains looking for pirated songs? "Stop that earworm at once! You haven't paid royalties for it!"

At 9-10 sec., a mid-level Honda Civic with the 5-speed automatic could at least give them a good race.

Of course 85 HP was a lot. The car didn't weigh anything. My 11th grade English teacher had one, and four members of the football team once picked it up by the front and rear bumpers and carried it into the school cafeteria. True story.

She's got a point. And it's not only breakfast. The best time to make whoopee is Sunday morning.

Yeah, but I have yet to see one from Gerber Life, or from any company offering reverse mortgages, or anything remotely resembling a hokey kitchen gadget, or some right-wing organization telling us how awful President Obama is, or how awesome fracking is for farmers, or, well, you get the picture. Tell me you get the…

But if there were no ads, you'd pay $30/month. Remember, you're getting TV shows a day later, not a season later like with Netflix.

I thought members of the British Commonwealth were supposed to have this whole writing in English thing down cold:

The ads are no big deal. You get one or two of them where you'd usually get five or six, and they're national brand name commercials, not the sort of garbage you get on basic cable all the time, or a three-minute mini-infomercial for some drug that will make your dick fall off.

Why not just call it Sarcastaball and be done with it.

The chicken tax is no longer a valid excuse, seeing as most Japanese manufacturers have plants in the USA. Just give us our $14,000 Hyundai pickup, dammit!

I'd love to have a truck like that. In South Korea, it's called a Bongo truck - I think Kia actually calls their pickups that. Cab-over in the front with a little four-banger diesel engine, nice, wide, flat bed in back where all three sides fold down like your red Fiat. And tiny little duals, presumably to make the…