Well, I hate manly stubble, and so does my wife. Clean blade shaves for me.

That's what fundys are telling their kids to say to TEACHERS when the subject turns to things like evolution, astronomy, or Earth science.

This is how you quit.

Who says human intelligence is the only kind there is? You an Kitsune sound like those fundamentalists who reply "were you there?" when somebody suggests the world is more than 6000 years old.

You'd have to prime and paint those, though. The black primer whatever they put on them tends to come off with time, and then you have rusty old wheels.

I think he knew exactly what he wanted to do to the guy once the opportunity presented itself. It's just too creative to chock up to instinct. My cat likes to bring dead things to the doorstep, but the maiming is usually limited to ripping its throat open.

If I had a camera, I could go out right now and take a picture of my buddy's hubcaps. Trust me, they're painted (poorly), as they were with my '10 Civic, my '99 Accord, and my '91 Civic. You could probably go out and get a brand-new '13 Civic and it will have the same shit-tastic painted hubcaps on it if you didn't…

It actually isn't a bad idea per se. It's kind of hard to lose a hubcap if it's bolted to the wheel. I just hate that they start to look like shit after a few years, and it's not so simple to just replace them with something one might find at Pep Boys.

Or crappy hubcaps. I've owned three Hondas, and they all had the craptastic painted plastic hubcaps that go on BEFORE you put on the lug nuts. I'm sure somebody had this brilliant idea back in the 1980s that this would make them harder to steal, but that would probably matter more if the damned paint didn't peel off…

Actually yes, I am saying that. You don't go to all that trouble, peeling them, cutting off their twig and berries, and swimming around with the corpse on your back, out of self-defense or because the trainer provoked you.

Large, sentient, carnivorous animals. Consider how the victims were handled, as if to send a message, loud and clear, to the keepers. This was no simple hunt and kill, as other predators would do - this was deliberate. It was well thought out. It took intelligence.

The previous generation iPod Nano, the little square one if you can still find it, has a handy clip on the back. I have no idea why Apple discontinued that particular feature. It was the very thing that made it useful when you're doing other stuff while listening to music, from working out to pulling weeds to mowing…

Check out the one for ThinkGeek's unicorn meat. Absolutely hilarious.

Yep, all over the place in NYC.

Pete Rose would have been standing on first base before the ball rolled fair.

I just love the sites that whine about how ABP is killing them and you're being a bastard who is putting them in the poorhouse and defeating the causes you care about by blocking their ads. Then you whitelist their site (because you go there a lot and you generally like them) and you're bombarded with those "one…

Well, yeah. The suspension was about as primitive as it got; the T was basically a horse buggy with a motor attached. If you went anywhere close to top speed, you'd bounce the thing off the road.

But it didn't go all that fast. About 30 or so MPH top speed, I think. Plenty of time to think about what you're doing.

Well, most of us have gotten whatever raise we're going to get this year, so it seems the most logical time to think about upping your retirement savings percentage.

Seven years is a decent ballpark average around our house. I replace one (maybe) about every other year, and most of them are about six or seven years old.