Single-digit MPG, and worth it!

The Honda Civic is just a good small sedan. If you want a sports car, go buy one.

Only a p'tak would think girls can't do math.

Sunday morning is the BEST time to have sex, by far. You're well-rested, you're ready, you're not drunk, or hung over, or anything else you might use as an excuse. You have nothing else that needs doing that will kill you mojo. You can take your sweet time. We've had the best sex ever on Sunday mornings.

I was in the Army serving my country. Where were you? Out being a drunken fairy, no doubt.

Well, I would be very wary of what I put on the back of my car. For one, I have to take it to work, so if there's a sticker on it from, say, Left Wing Loonies For Peace, I might as well be wearing it on a T-shirt in the office. Since I care what my boss thinks of me, for obvious reasons, the stickers on my car are…

I didn't think it was possible for someone to be that stupid on a Gawker site.

It's tres sexy. I take back the snide comments I made about its caboose in the last article.

I'll bet the U.S. Secretary of State and the President have passports, even if someone else is probably in charge of keeping track of their wherebouts, so this is kind of an invalid reason not to have one. I would simply say she doesn't require one because she is the Queen. Besides being one of the most readily…

If I said I hated spinach, would you say I meant that spinach was bad for you? How would that make sense? I only meant that if I didn't have something else to occupy my considerable mental bandwidth, I'd have a far harder time getting on the 'mill and staying on it long enough to do me any good.

That's probably from all the LSD they put in the water to enhance the Disney World experience.

The stuff that comes out of the tap has been tested and proven to be safe. The stuff that comes out of your well was probably last tested when it was dug, or when you bought the house.

For the same reason BudMilCoors tastes better ice cold - because whatever is in it that makes it tastes crummy, you taste it less when it's cold.

Seriously, it must not have been so bad, if they had a goddess for the stuff.

PBR is more like it.

Admiralty brass, polished to a mirror finish, blinding all the other drivers on the road with its brilliance.

Is that copper? FWIW, copper body panels would be expensive as hell, but as verdigris took over, it would look really, really cool.

Mostly about you. They call it a "bitch seat" for a reason.