Especially when you use that pink slime crap, which is basically dog food. Oh, and iceberg lettuce is the cheapest lettuce on Earth. They run it through a shredder, put that in a bag, and ship it out along with the frozen burger pucks. You usually get just enough lettuce to cover the burger before putting on the…

And don't forget that the parking signs are written in some barely comprehensible language that most resembles ancient Klingon, and your interpretation of them is likely to differ sharply from that of whatever illiterate meter maid that inevitably arrives to ticket your car.

You mean like Scion. Manufacturers are perfectly able to set rules like this anytime they want, but they won't unless it's for some niche product for which they want the price controlled for some specific reason.

It would help if they weren't made in China and sucked ass.

The Dodgers did quite a bit of losing before the Jackie Robinson era. People still showed up to root for the Bums. The Mets need to be the Mets, not the old Brooklyn Dodgers who play in Queens.

Thou shalt not leave a bunch of crap in my vehicle. Just because your car is a rolling trash can, doesn't mean I do not have the right to keep my car clean. Yes, honey, I'm talking to you.

People's needs change. Toyota should make a Prius minivan - soccer moms everywhere would love them forever.

We always called it liquid Valium.

OK, the basic home bar for those on a budget:

People, the door edge guards were on the house. The $1495 was "adjusted market value." I'm surprised they didn't just abbreviate it to "AMV." Anyhoo, if you pay it, you're an idiot. Nobody needs a particular model car enough to pay more than MSRP. Wait until August, and they'll be begging you to come in and buy…

And they seat about 20.

I always wanted one of those to drive to work. Actually, those were multifuel motors that could burn just about any flammable liquid (as long as you had enough of it).

Terra libera, domum fortis. The land of the free and the home of the brave. It sound so much cooler in Latin.

They're just too fucking expensive. Period. They're probably decent cars, especially for short trips, but not too many people are willing to shell out forty large for one, federal tax break or no.

I have the previous generation Civic, and I love it! It's about the same size inside as the Accord I used to drive, but the Accord got 26 MPG overall, and the Civic gets around 31. Its lighter, thanks to its really short front end, a bit quicker, and considerably more nimble. And yet, it feels like a midsize sedan.…

Must be time for a new Stig in the land of the morning calm.

True. It isn't the size that counts, it's what you do with it.

It's called NutriSystem. Join it.

I hate it too, and I would hate the 10-team version worse. For one thing, you have division "champions" who barely play .500 ball (like the "world champion" 2006 Cardinals) in the freaking playoffs. WHY, Mr. Selig, WHY?

Wow, a weird-denominated bill with a current President on it, and they're not mocking the guy. That's gotta be a first. Must have been passed out by the campaign.