So, ah, I should go back And finish reading the NSFW article posted last week? Thankyaverymuch

Thats actually a historical thing. The shots from Fort Sumter were fired from a cannon with no wheels.

Sounds like Mike Leach's law school roommate made something of himself, eh?

Do they still have UEFA? I know NBC bought up the EPL, but if Fox kept Champions League, than I agree with you

NFL players would give a nut for an agent who fights like Boras does. Maybe then they'd get more than bus fare and their shredded contract to cry on when they're cut after 2 years of service, a destroyed body, and no medical coverage to speak of.

Maybe my favorite opening paragraph you've ever written, Sean. Nothing else to add.

And its accurate. Trade you for the words to KENNETH CITY SHUFFLE.

5:1, Residence: Lealman, Attire: Insane Clown Posse T-Shirt.

Its not against the law until you get to hammer throw.

Actually not too bad for Skip, considering the blinding Tebow erection he suffers when considering Denver and New England so closely together.

Salient point, burner.

Yeah but you're missing the point: he tested clean each time.

Prince piercing a boy that young will get the authorities called most of the time

Yeah. The meteor

Murderer's Row is the 27 Yankees, Boston.

Vee on the shirt not very deep, no dark black rims on his safety glasses, jeans not very skinny....Sure doesn't fit the mold of a gawker media man, so yep, meets all the criteria of a bro.

The radio guys are good, I agree, but I prefer Staats and BA.

Topkin, But only because he works for the only real newspaper in town. Tribune guys are paid to read the AP wire and the Times twitter feeds as far as I can tell.

Took a trip to Africa.