Not impressed. His Prison Combine numbers look like Tarzan's, but he shivs like Jane.

@DirkToberFest: Really, what the fuck does it matter? As long as you "won the race" and weren't catching, its a victory.

@HugsFromHarold: Yes, and Babalonians, Assyrians, Sumerians, Mesopotamia in general, and Abraham, get absolutely no run in the Old Testament.

1) Ur is a fucking biblical land. Be grown up and spell out ur words.

@tekamul: Silly tekamul, only Brett Favre wears Wranglers.

Now at Riker's, Plax's "roommate" dresses him in sweet Jets onsie jammies with a button-down bottom hatch.

"Well I never really cared for that Mr. Peanut either."

@We Are All Lance Uppercut: Whatever. That fish-wrap is so preachy about how they all get 8% discount rates because of how they grow their own businesses.

@DorkimusPrime: Or a military draft for that matter.

@ClueHeywood: "My name is Steve. I come from a very rought neighborhood...."

"Quit blowing those goddamn bubbles you horse's ass. My malpratcice carrier doesn't cover you. I'm wrist deep here and hardly need to get startled by your gum popping."

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: I get it. She LIES ABOUT NOT LIKING anal sex.

In fairness, Warner is actually 95, so that was sort of a compliment.

@DirkToberFest: That and Al Davis.

@Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Game on, but watch out; I don't fight fair, and I'm not afraid to bust a Kafka in your ass.

@FlakJack: Yeah, but that was when he was 9, and he had to go under cover as a Catholic altar server for the payday.

Stick to the diamond, Garrett Broshuis. I'm pretty sure "plethora" is a singular noun, and that "a plethora of guns fill the streets" DRIVEL reeks of a pitcher sorely in need of an editor. JERK.

Megan Fox is about as bisexual as Sasha Gray is existentialist.

@skeleton69: Your acurate grasp on reality is painfully depressive. Well done.

"I got six shorties at the crib," he says. "They gotta eat, you know what I'm saying?"