Wow. Thank you.

Yooka-Laylee is an upcoming game much like the N64 games like Mario and Banjo-Kazooie 20 years ago — made by some of the same people. Nostalgia for video gamers.

I like this comment because it was like looking at your brain working in real time!

Yeah but when I had a baby, I posted a status update on Facebook saying “I’m going to post a million photos of the baby, if you want to see them, let me know.” When people said they wanted to see them, I added them to a list. Now when I post photos, I set the privacy settings to just that list. I adore my baby but…

I too think Kristen Bell seems super normal. She’s like your friend in high school that had severe anxiety and covers up for it by learning to be charming and that somehow crosses over into occasionally awkward oversharing (like every theater kid I was friends with). I get a similar vibe from Anne Hathaway and like…

I both agree with Page Six and think it’s shitty. I 100% find them cloying and OTT (always like her roles though.) And I roll my eyes whenever I glimpse their interviews.

I consider myself a jaded pessimist, but for some bizarre reason I find the two of them charming, and am not even bothered by their hardware commercials.

Okay so this one has a little different tone but...

Y’all. Balding is fine. Why do we spend so much time hating on balding men? I think it’s fine to just let it happen. He doesn’t need a weave or a toupee or a shaved head. It’s fine.

My mother in law was visiting the house and was helping us watch our daughter so we could sleep in a little bit. We were both feeling a little frisky so I closed our bedroom door (mostly) and proceeded to have sex.....I’m on top hammering my wife and I hear her mother go “Oh come on _____ lets go downstairs and leave…

This is a story about me meeting my partner’s parents rather than the reverse, but I hope it still counts.

The first time my mother met my father’s parents, his father answered the door nude and put on a porno during dinner.

Exactly, but it’s more than that.

He’s so successful that he managed to go bankrupt selling steaks, water, and vodka! In America! Sad.

“We never covered this in class.”

Still is declared valedictorian because the only other options were women.

“successful”

Honestly, who the fuck cares who gets credit for a program that betters other people’s lives? They want to start calling it Romneycare again? Fucking good, maybe they will do something the fix the problems that do exist in the system.

Dems already won the battle on healthcare. It’s not going away, and Republicans won’t be able to come up with anything “better”. My worry is they’ll make a few minor changes and then call it their own.