So yes, I will be watching the VMAs for the first time in probably 10 years.

That is impossible.

Your opinion is wrong!

Thank you god, or whoever, for that Will Ferrell sunscreen.
If that it real, I will buy it.

Of course I meant Justin! I was always a Lance girl myself.

I sat in the front row at an Nsync concert. Twice.

It had better not be any of JT's new stuff with the rest of NSYNC acting as backup singers/dancers. I will CUT A BITCH.

We must fight to the death!

I had no intentions of watching the VMAs until now. Well played, MTV.

YAY FOR *N'SYNC!

I feel like this news calls for a gif party

Whoa WHOA! *NSYNC? I don't care if its a 30 second reunion with some rushed shitty mashup of the hits. AM I EXCITED?

I've written this in multiple places today and been told that it "doesn't matter" "because they won't listen", but I hold on to hope.

Your mom must be a blogger.

IT WAS FOR YOUR PROTECTION! You will see. One day you will thank your white overlords for repression and harassment in the name of public safety.

It brings me an embarrassing amount of joy to know that JD and Turk are BFFs IRL.

No, she's not January Jones. That's because she's a talented performer.

I've playfully smacked my husband while joking around and I have night terrors and will beat the snot out of anyone who tries to deal with me.