I guess! McNally isn't a small school, though, you'd think they'd have their shit together.

That's adorable but we have the good half of the Rockies. So. You know. Thanks but no thanks.

No god, don't trade me I just love mountains!

Our sex ed teacher in my E-town junior high made us put a condom on a wooden dick. So, you know. This is a setback.

Yeah, this is my town. Sup, Edmonton.

I don't know what it's like in the States, but in Canada you cannot contract requiring marriage or divorce, it is considered invalid. That said, even if the contract is invalid all that does is return the parties to their original state - unmarried and unpaid.

I do...I'll show myself out.

I went on my first online date at age 17, after lying to OkCupid about my actual age. The guy I met was 23, and knew I was a minor. To that end, he brought me a HI-larious "present" in the form of one of those fake IDs from Spencer's/San Francisco-type stores.

Reader, it was a hooker's licence. Like, it said HOOKER…

The repeated use of "lusting over her man" seemed dismissive to me as well. I think she's more worried about people turning her personal pain into a circus.

Actually, finding a doctor who wouldn't completely dismiss any symptoms or troubles I had as crazy lady-brain has been a huge challenge. For years I hated going to the doctor because they would inevitably be like "I dunno, try birth control!" You'd think BC was the balm of Gilead. You have been very, very lucky.

Me too! I have a terrible double standard about that. I would be creeped out to have been googled, but I consider googling my god-given right.

I'm the same. I listen to my voicemails about once every 2-3 months unless I was expecting an important call. When I delete them all, everything in them has sorted itself out. They're completely unnecessary.

Isn't it kind of a 50/50 population split? I feel this is akin to saying "these days everyone claims to be a woman." I mean, I get what you're saying because it feels like every ten minutes some semi-famous blogger "comes out" as an introvert. I don't know when it became a shocking secret to reveal on par with "I…

Is there anything better than jeggings that legit look like jeans? Bless you, fashion.

Yeah there are a LOT of ladies doing princess parties, and I'm pretty sure they aren't all getting sued into oblivion. I'm sure it'll be fine.

I do this. It's because my day job is so soul-sucking I have to artificially extend my free time hours to feel as though my life is not an empty pit of drudgery.

Jesus. My arteries and veins struggle to contain the heated lava flow of my blood right now.

Really? Kids are dumb, is this news? I had plenty of super stupid opinions at her age.

Yes, that answers it perfectly! Thank you, that makes total sense.